Because I left you sads on skype, I’ll go with Poly!Amis, but if you drop another ask I’ll do our e/R too
Who was the one to propose:Bossuet is the first to propose. Joly barely uses his words to answer.
Who stressed more over wedding planning:Definitely Joly.
Who decorated the house:The Triumvirate are responsible for the original designing, but they’ve all added their touches, notably Feuilly, Jehan, and Grantaire.
Who does the cooking:Jehan, Joly, and Feuilly are the most likely chefs in the house. Cooking to Courf means making the call for take out.
Who is more organized:Combeferre. Not even a question.
Who initiates bedroom fun:Courf and Jehan are notorious for it.
Who suggested kids first:NO ONE. Their lives are fucked up enough. Their closest thing to a kid is making sure Gavroche doesn’t stick his nose in things that will get him hurt.
Who’s more dominant:Combeferre, Enjolras, Jehan, and Bahorel are the definite dominate forces in the house. Feuilly is a different kind of dominate that is unquestioned and accepted.
Who’s the cuddler:Jehan, Joly, and Courf are the definite cuddlers. Feuilly will deny it forever.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:It really depends on who is where and it varies with nine people.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:Sparring is the most common shared activity that doesn’t DEVOLVE into fighting.
Who comes home drunk at 3am:Grantaire. It’s a fact they all hate, but it’s better than the alternatives.
Who kills the spiders:Not Courf or Joly. Bossuet’s been banned after the incident where it landed on his face, he screamed, and Joly was convinced he had some tropical disease for a week.
Who falls asleep first:It depends if they’ve been out on ops or not, but if it’s a movie night, Ferre will be the first to put the time to good use.
A head canon:Jehan is definitely the most sexual/sensual of the Amis, but Courf flaunts it more.
Their relationship summed up in a gif:
(hint: enjolras is tony. the city is grantaire)
Do they have any “rituals”?Movie nights when the whole group is home. They try to have one once a month.
Who is louder?Definitely Jehan. They later learn Grantaire can pose impressive competition.
Who is more experimental?Courf, definitely Courf.
Who takes more risks?Grantaire, but none of them are good risks and almost all of them endanger his life.
Do they fuck or make love?Both and neither, it depends on the mood and the people involved.
Lights on or off?Off if they don’t get caught up in the moment first.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?Bahorel or Bossuet (he forgets to lock doors, bless him).
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?Jehan, most likely.
Who comes first?In a non sexual manner, it’s Grantaire. Grantaire comes first because Grantaire will never put himself first.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?Enjolras is the unspoken champ. Ferre can be reduced to inarticulate science.
Who is more submissive?Grantaire, Joly, and Courf, but Grantaire will deny it.
Who usually initiates things?Jehan, Courf, or Bahorel most likely.
Who is more sensitive?Phsyically, it’s probably Feuilly, but he’ll punch you in the face for insinuating it. Emotionally, it’s definitely Grantaire, he’s sensative like a time bomb.
Who has the most patience?Combeferre has infinitely more patience than anyone, but Enjolras still finds ways to make him twitch.
Which kinks do they share?Oh god, floating among the nine of them there are various tattoo, hair, and hand kinks. Bondage isn’t a thing so much since it gets too close to the job, same for extreme pain, but there are definitely a few who will like it rough, who get off with a certain element of danger, but they’re all dangerous to start with.
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