Who was the one to propose
funny story, all of them are NERDS who came up with a surprise proposal plan on their third anniversary and it was glorious.
Who stressed more over wedding planning
they stressed over different things tbh. theyre called the triumvirate for a reason though no one— no one— employed the use of excel sheets as ruthlessly as combeferre. (Enjolras used bullet points and flash cards. Courfeyrac wrote post-it memos all over.)
Who decorated the house
it’s a shared venture by which I mean Enjolras leads and Combeferre and Courfeyrac vote against 50% of his choices.
Who does the cooking
Courfeyrac loves it because he bought himself a Kiss the Cook apron that he wears around proudly. He gets all the kisses.
Who is more organized
Combeferre is hella organized whereas Enjolras lives in a state of organized chaos. Corfeyrac is just chaos. Whatever, okay. What’s the point of having two husbands if not to have them clean up for you?
Who initiates bedroom fun
On an average day? Probably Courfeyrac. Combeferre and Enjolras can tell when he will (clue: he gets restless and tells them he’s bored like seven times beforehand), though and they sometimes beat him to the punch. Combeferre is a proponent of ‘sex as a stress reliever’ which is when he takes it upon himself to initiate this practice (for science) and Enjolras likes doing things on the weekends.
Who suggested kids first
Combeferre. it didn’t take long to convince Coufeyrac but Enjolras, jesus it took him forever. It also was one of the times that had resulted in Enjolras staying at Feuilly’s for the night.
Who’s more dominant
Combeferre is most dominant.
Who’s the cuddler
Courfeyrac and Enjolras, actually. You’d think he’d be less tactile but some of Courfeyrac’s habits rubbed off on him, I guess. He subconsciously reaches out for the closest person.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon
three spoon slots???? idk they play a game of who gets to be in the center tonight and Courfeyrac usually wins which means they curl around him or when one of the other two does, it’s Courfeyrac starfishing on top of them and the other becoming the default big spoon.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity
FIGHTING FOR THE PEOPLE.
Who comes home drunk at 3am
Courfeyrac, you can tell when he comes home drunk at 3am because he giggles a lot and trips over his feet. Enjolras is the same but it’ll be like 1am instead of 3. Combeferre has probably sobered up by 3am.
Who kills the spiders
No one, jesus Enjolras put that shoe down.
Who falls asleep first
Courfeyrac because he cannot stay up and wait for you nerds to stop trawling through the internet, GOODNIGHT.
A head canon
ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS KNEW THEY EACH WERE GONNA PROPOSE BUT THEY DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING, ASSHOLES.
Their relationship summed up in a gif
IM NOT GONNA TRY AND UPLOAD THIS GIF ONTO TUMBLR CAUSE ITS TOO BIG BUT BASICALLY
Do they have any “rituals”?
Before they go for a rally, in the early morning light of their apartment with the magic marker-ed number of their lawyer on their arm, the three of them would take a moment to touch foreheads, kiss each others hands and share whispered sentiments. They know theyre coming back, of course they know, but soldiers aren’t the only ones to die for their country. Activists do too.
On a lighter note, Combeferre will always set the coffee maker before he goes to bed so that the first person who wakes up can just press start. None of them are functional in the mornings. Courfeyrac doesn’t count because he doesnt wake up in the mornings, that little fuck.
Who is louder?
Courfeyrac is naturally outspoken (even in bed) and Enjolras is loud given the right circumstances. In and out of bed.
Who is more experimental?
Combeferre has these ideas. Courfeyrac and Enjolras collude.
Who takes more risks?
Enjolras. Unfortunately, the other two are forced to form a ‘protect Enjolras from himself’ association.
Do they fuck or make love?
Both.
Lights on or off?
The switch in between. Depends on what theyre planning on doing.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Courfeyrac wants to be caught. Also if youre Enjolras and walks in while people shower? Combeferre.
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
UHM.
Who comes first?
In life? They’re each other’s first place.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Courfeyrac enjoys teaching Enjolras with ‘Ferre as the test subject. Combeferre has no complaints.
Who is more submissive?
They all switch on and off. They have their moods but between courfeyrac and enjolras? Courfeyrac is more willing to playfully submit. (Enjolras takes it so /seriously/).
Who usually initiates things?
Enjolras has a lot of ideas. Combeferre takes great pleasure is turning them down especially when he’s bUSY, ENJOLRAS. Unless it’s science. Combeferre loves science.
Who is more sensitive?
Courfeyrac is hella ticklish.
Who has the most patience?
Combeferre. Hands down. He should get a medal for it.
Which kinks do they share?
There’s the tattoo kink, thank you Combeferre’s sleeves. There’s the slight D/s in their lives which includes dirty talk and orgasm denial. They cannot do painplay, not really. It just makes them very worried about each other. idk theyre very adventurous to be quite honest.
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